If Shamu Can Twit

If Shamu can twit, i can blog.

Hi mes amis, this is J-. Pronounced comme jay, not j minus. J is mon last name, so together it is JJ (not J-J, that would be 0). You know, mes parents are francais. So i am Americain born francais. Oui, i speak francais and anglais. Not perfect, but i can fake it. So if i write plus anglais and you understand plus francais, we can come to a happy ending, non i mean happy meeting.

MD said i can post a blog since i was smashing success on april fools' day. Non, MD is not le doctor, it's short for MsDeem. (em, i can type. Writing is a challenge for me, though.)

Anyway, look at mon picture! Je n'aime pas! Makes me look like a little school boy. Non, when do you ever see the Jonas Bros or Miley look like little kids? Next time you see me, i want to look plus grownup and sophistique! When i grow up, i want to be actor or rock star and start my fans club. Oui, they will bring me food ... hmm ..

This is a better picture of me, n'est pas?

(ema, i don't like to jump rope, but i have beaucoup other talents. Next time you come to visit, i can share mon breakfast with you, oui?)